12 Days of crazy

and this is how our drive home from Alex's school performance went:

On the first day of Christmas, my mommy said to me,
“Do you want to sleep under the tree?”

On the second day of Christmas, my mommy said to me,
“Go and drink your tea."
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On the seventh day of Christmas, I said to my mommy,
“Are all those presents for me?”

On the eighth day of Christmas, my mommy said to me,
“no, I think those all say ‘to Mommy’!”

On the ninth day of Christmas, I said to my mommy,
“Mommy, you are crazy.”

On the tenth day of Christmas, my mommy said to me,
“I’m not crazy, it’s Daddy.”

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my mommy said to me,
“We are crazy because of you three!”

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my mommy said to me,
“It’s time to go to sleep.”